1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:05,804 [doorbell] 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:06,939 - Hello, Dennis. 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,007 And Alice. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,341 Do come in. 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,909 - Oh, this isn't really a visit, Mrs. Wilson. 6 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,544 I tried that fudge recipe of yours, 7 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:13,979 and I thought you might like some. 8 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,414 - Well, thank you. 9 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,282 George is so fond of fudge. 10 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,051 - May I have a piece? 11 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,652 - You had some at home, dear. 12 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:23,122 - Yeah, but I haven't had any over here. 13 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,990 - Dennis. - Help yourself, dear. 14 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:28,193 - Boy, thanks, Mrs. Wilson. 15 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,361 - Oh, hello, Alice. 16 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:29,928 Dennis. 17 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:30,729 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 18 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,697 - My goodness! 19 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,367 Fudge! 20 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,703 It's not up to your usual standard, Martha. 21 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,671 - George! 22 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:41,173 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 23 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,775 My mother made that. 24 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,076 - What? Oh! 25 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:47,046 It was delicious. 26 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,782 I hadn't really tasted it. 27 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,754 [theme music] 28 00:00:55,755 --> 00:01:15,842 - Dad! 29 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:24,750 Hey, Dad! 30 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,684 I'm gonna get a dime! 31 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,219 - How come? 32 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,620 - Because I've got a tooth that's gonna fall out any minute. 33 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,089 - Oh, dear. Where? 34 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:30,923 - In my mouth. 35 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,259 Right here. 36 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,761 - By golly, it is loose. 37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,463 - I told ya. 38 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,733 Dad, don't you think I'm old enough for the fairy to give me 39 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:44,103 $0.20 for every tooth I put under my pillow, 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,471 instead of only a dime? 41 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:46,972 - On the other hand, son, maybe you're 42 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,708 so old that the fairy could dispense with the usual dime. 43 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,677 - Jeepers, the tooth fairy wouldn't do that 44 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,147 to a young little kid like me, would she? 45 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,116 - I suppose the fairy will continue 46 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,451 to give you a dime for a tooth. 47 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,321 - Henry, I think this time he should go to the dentist 48 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,822 and get that tooth pulled. 49 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,057 - To the dentist? 50 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,158 - Come on, Alice. 51 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,961 Why not let it fall out like always? 52 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,828 - Yeah, like always. 53 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,397 - Remember the last tooth? 54 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:14,099 It fell out while he was eating, and it nearly choked him! 55 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,100 - Jeepers, Mom. 56 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,569 That was a couple of months ago. 57 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,238 I was littler then. 58 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,641 - Besides, I dear Dr. Walters is out of town for a week. 59 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,609 - See? 60 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,077 - Well, all right. 61 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,278 But you be careful. 62 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,746 Don't wiggle that tooth back and forth, 63 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,815 or you'll injure your gums. 64 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,816 - OK. 65 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,584 - Where are you off to, son? 66 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,653 - Mr. Wilson's such a good friend of mine, 67 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,457 I'm gonna let him be one of the first to see my loose tooth. 68 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,297 - Bills, bills, bills. 69 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:49,368 Martha, I ask you, how could we possibly use $16.50 worth 70 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,271 of electricity in one month? 71 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,139 - Well, maybe that little light in the refrigerator 72 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,542 doesn't go off. 73 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,310 - Martha, really. 74 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:02,214 Well, I suppose there are worse things than the bills. 75 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,950 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hi, Mr. Wilson! 76 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,685 - And there's one of them right now. 77 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,391 Oh, Dennis, what do you want? - Nothing. 78 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,793 I came to show you my loose tooth. 79 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,061 See? 80 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,429 - Dennis, I haven't the slightest interest 81 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,064 of looking into that steam whistle 82 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,400 opening of yours and a loose tooth. 83 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,368 - George. 84 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,536 Where is it, dear? - Right here. 85 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,771 See? 86 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,072 - Well, my goodness. 87 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,274 - See, Mr. Wilson? 88 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,643 - Oh, Dennis, if your mouth opened any wider, 89 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:32,778 I could see your toenails. 90 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,080 - Oh, George. 91 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,783 - Are those peanuts you're eating, Mr. Wilson? 92 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,084 - They are. 93 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,652 - Salted peanuts? 94 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,254 - Correct again. 95 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,822 - You sure are gonna get a stomach ache 96 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:47,960 if you eat all those peanuts yourself, Mr. Wilson. 97 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,894 - All right, Dennis. 98 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,162 Here. Take a handful. 99 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:55,100 - One of my handfulls, or your handfulls? 100 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,836 - Oh, open up your pocket. 101 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,374 - Wow. 102 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,042 - There. 103 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,076 Now, is that enough? 104 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,678 - Boy, thanks, Mr. Wilson. 105 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,913 One pocket full is plenty. 106 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:08,948 - All right, Dennis. 107 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,617 Now be quiet and let me work. 108 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,052 - Mr. Wilson? 109 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,888 When was the last time you lost a tooth? 110 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,589 - Oh, when I was about six months old. 111 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,358 Now, don't bother me. 112 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,294 - I'm afraid Mr. Wilson's going to lose all his teeth if he 113 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,163 doesn't go see a dentist. 114 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,364 - Now, Martha, I keep telling you, 115 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,733 my trouble is only a little-- oh! 116 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,068 - What's the matter, Mr. Wilson? 117 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,137 - It-- It's nothing, Dennis. 118 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,605 Nothing at all. 119 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,874 I have a slightly sensitive nerve that bothers me 120 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,810 when I bite down the wrong way. 121 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:42,314 - If you ask me, that sensitive nerve has a very large cavity. 122 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,316 - Martha, I assure you, it's nothing. 123 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,119 Besides, you know Dr. Walters is out of town. 124 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,757 Now, I've got to get back to these bills. 125 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,292 - Hey, Dennis! 126 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,093 Dennis! 127 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,194 - There's Albert! 128 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,196 Wait 'til he sees my loose tooth. 129 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,365 I've gotta go now, Mr. Wilson, but I'll be back. 130 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,767 - Well, you take your time, Dennis. 131 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,670 Take five or six years. 132 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,039 - Sensitive nerve, indeed. 133 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,318 - You see it? 134 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,388 OK, Albert, now it's your turn. 135 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,055 You see it? 136 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,056 - Yep. 137 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,057 You're gonna get it out, OK. 138 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,558 - I wish I had a loose tooth. 139 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,527 I'm plum broke. 140 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,230 - Dennis! 141 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,931 Wait 'til you see what I got. 142 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,133 - Oh, yeah? 143 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,068 Wait 'til you see what I got, Tommy. 144 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,671 - Dennis got a tooth that's gonna fall out. 145 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,805 - So what? 146 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,473 Look at this. 147 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:42,441 - Wowie! 148 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,843 - Jeepers, Tommy, what a swell mitt. 149 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,645 - Get it for your birthday? 150 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,813 - Nope. 151 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,782 - Then why did your folks buy the mitt for you? 152 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:53,352 - They didn't There's this new dentist in town, Dr. Cadwell, 153 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,221 who's got a big box full of swell gifts he gives to kids. 154 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,724 - You mean every time you go? 155 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,659 - Nah, just the first time. 156 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,860 And if you're good. 157 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,362 - Just for being good? 158 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,698 All I get at home is $0.05. 159 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,901 - You should see the swell basketball he's got there. 160 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,569 - A basketball? 161 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:14,106 - Boy, we could sure use one of those. 162 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,574 You know what? 163 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,945 I think I'll go see him about pulling my loose tooth. 164 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,879 - That's a swell idea, Dennis. 165 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,849 - Hey, could I get a tooth pulled, too? 166 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,250 - Listen, Dennis. 167 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,052 Your folks will never let you go to the dentist 168 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,288 just on account of a loose tooth. 169 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,122 - Oh, no? 170 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,058 You kids just wait right here. 171 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,528 Dad! Hey, Dad! 172 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,497 - Just what made you change your mind 173 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,366 about wanting to go to the dentist? 174 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,768 - Jeepers, Dad. you heard Mom, didn't you? 175 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:46,705 A little kid like me could choke on a big tooth like this. 176 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,741 - A little kid could, could he? 177 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,810 Seems to me there's more to this than meets the eye. 178 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,645 - Well, I think it's a fine idea. 179 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,814 A child his age should get into the habit 180 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,516 of going to the dentist. 181 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,751 - Sure. 182 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,019 You wouldn't want me to have a sensitive nerve 183 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,021 like Mr. Wilson, would you? 184 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,522 - OK, you win. 185 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,457 But who's he going to go to with Dr. Walters out of town? 186 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,060 - Oh, Tommy just went to a swell new dentist. 187 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,428 Dr. Cadwell. 188 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,463 Little kids don't even cry when they go to him. 189 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,666 - I've heard of Dr. Cadwell, Henry. 190 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,467 He's supposed to be very good. 191 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,069 - You're the boss. 192 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,038 - I'll call and make an appointment right away. 193 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,573 - Oh, tell him the sooner the better, Mom. 194 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,042 - Dennis. 195 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:27,046 Uh, just why are you so happy about going to the dentist? 196 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:30,315 - Happy? - Yes, happy. 197 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,553 - Gee, Dad, I must be kind of dumb, huh? 198 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:40,592 - You mean you're seeing him this very afternoon? 199 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,061 - Just over a loose tooth? 200 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,629 - Well, I told you, Tommy. 201 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,331 Now all we got to do is hope that some kid doesn't beat me 202 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,834 to that swell basketball. 203 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,135 - Whatcha eatin'? 204 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,170 - Salted peanuts. 205 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,172 You guys want some? - Sure. 206 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,540 Give me some, Dennis. 207 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:58,277 - OK. 208 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,245 - Sure are good, aren't they? 209 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:06,018 You know, Mr. Wilson gave them to me when-- uh-oh. 210 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,087 - What's the matter, Dennis? 211 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:12,024 - My dumb old tooth came out. - Yep. 212 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,026 It's a real tooth, all right. 213 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,362 - Now you won't have any reason to go to the dentist. 214 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,198 - What are you gonna do now, Dennis? 215 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,766 - I don't know, Alvin. 216 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,634 If only there was some way of putting this old tooth back 217 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:27,906 in my head until-- glue! 218 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:28,841 - Glue? 219 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,875 - Sure! 220 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,610 I've fixed everything with glue. 221 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,512 Come on, guys. 222 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,418 - Where do you keep the glue, Dennis? 223 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,653 - It depends on what I broke last. 224 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,055 I think it's in the kitchen. 225 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,158 Come on! - OK, I like the kitchen! 226 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,199 - Here it is. 227 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,202 Hey, this one takes two hours to dry. 228 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,104 - That's no good, Dennis. 229 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,305 If you keep your mouth open that long, 230 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:03,042 your folks might get suspicious. 231 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,244 - You could tell 'em you're yawning. 232 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:10,549 - Hey, Dennis, here's one that glues paper, glass, china, 233 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,152 and it's quick drying. - That's the one, Alvin! 234 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,254 - Come on, Dennis. 235 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,328 Now, open your mouth and give me the tooth. 236 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:26,398 - Oh, my. 237 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,735 It sure is dark down there. 238 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,404 - Now we'll put a little glue-- mm, 239 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,306 maybe I'd better put it on the tooth 240 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,375 and let it dry for a couple of seconds. 241 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,377 Then I'll stick it into your mouth. 242 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,079 - The question is, will it hold? 243 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,380 - 'Course it'll hold. 244 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:49,621 If it doesn't, we-- oh, hi, Mr. Mitchell. 245 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,558 - OK, Dennis, you can close your mouth now and tell me 246 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,227 why you're so anxious to go to the dentist. 247 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,464 - If I close my mouth, I can't talk. 248 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:02,534 - In one minute, you won't be able to sit, either. 249 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,569 - Yes, sir. 250 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,038 Well, if you go see this Dr. Cadwell, 251 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,007 he might give you things. 252 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,242 - Like this swell baseball glove. 253 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,077 - Or a swell basketball. 254 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,447 - I'd ask him for a baby sister. - I see. 255 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,516 Well, fellas, I'm afraid you're just 256 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,852 going to have to find somebody else with a loose tooth. 257 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,787 - Somebody else? 258 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,156 Gee, Dad, that's a swell idea! 259 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,358 Come on, gang! 260 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:42,207 You kids wait right here. 261 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,410 - Hey, Mr. Wilson! 262 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,112 - Dennis, if you came after my apple, you're too late. 263 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,414 - Guess what? 264 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,249 I've got an appointment this afternoon 265 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,018 with Dr. Cadwell, a swell new dentist. 266 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:53,919 - That's just fine. 267 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,087 You give him my regards. 268 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,121 - You see, George? 269 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,523 Dennis is going to the dentist. 270 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,358 - My mom says there's nothing more 271 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,093 important than keeping your teeth. 272 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,761 - And she's perfectly right, dear. 273 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,597 - Well, my mother never saw a dentist 'til she was 65, 274 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,067 and she kept her teeth 'til she was 90. 275 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,635 - Yes, she did. 276 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,271 Right on top of the dresser while she slept. 277 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,474 - Boy, that sounds like an awful place to sleep. 278 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,242 - Dennis, we wouldn't want to make you late 279 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,811 for your dental appointment. 280 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,713 - Oh, that's OK, Mr. Wilson. 281 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,614 I don't have to go, anyway. 282 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,649 - You don't have to go? 283 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,117 But I thought you said-- 284 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,286 - My tooth fell out all by itself. 285 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,955 See? 286 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,759 So I thought maybe you'd like to go in my place. 287 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,694 - Oh, you did, did you? 288 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,463 - But that's a wonderful idea. 289 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,399 I've heard Dr. Cadwell's a fine dentist. 290 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,103 - Now, Martha, my tooth is perfectly all-- 291 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:49,108 - Boy, Mr. Wilson, that sure is a mean old sensitive nerve 292 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,342 you've got. 293 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,877 - Oh, all right, all right. 294 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,214 I'll go see doc Walters as soon as he returns to town. 295 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,216 - Now, this has gone far enough. 296 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,251 I'm going to call Alice and tell her 297 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,653 that you'll taken Dennis' appointment. 298 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,156 - Dennis' appointment? 299 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,692 Oh, great Scott. 300 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,060 - He's going! 301 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,263 [cheering] 302 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,542 - Here he is, Mr. Wilson. 303 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,677 - Oh. 304 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,945 Well, thank you for accompanying me, Dennis. 305 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,716 I believe I can find my way to the dentist's chair from here. 306 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:34,988 - I couldn't let you wait all by yourself, Mr. Wilson. 307 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,455 - Dennis, I assure you-- 308 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,222 - May I help you? 309 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,124 - This is Mr. Wilson. 310 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,093 He's got to see a dentist. 311 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,094 - Dennis-- 312 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,829 - Wilson, Wilson. 313 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,799 - At 2:00. 314 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,100 - Strange. 315 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,902 I don't find your name, Mr. Wilson. 316 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,470 - Oh, you don't? 317 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,838 Well, that's all right, miss. I'll call back some other-- 318 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,106 - Wait, Mr. Wilson. 319 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,374 Is Mrs. Wilson going to be sore at you. 320 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,875 - Dennis, you heard the young lady. 321 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,277 If I have no appointment-- 322 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,180 - But mom talked to the dentist himself about you. 323 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,648 - Oh, well that explains it. 324 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:06,352 Dr. Cadwell simply forgot to enter it in the book. 325 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,653 - You see? 326 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,856 - Ah, wait over there, please. 327 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,192 - Boy, you sure are lucky, Mr. Wilson. 328 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,894 You know, you almost didn't get to see him. 329 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,164 - Yes, I'm the luck, luck, lucky one. 330 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,871 {\an8}- Don't be nervous, Mr. Wilson. 331 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,207 {\an8}There's nothing to be afraid of. 332 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,742 {\an8}- I am not nervous, Dennis. 333 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:31,543 {\an8}And stop patting my hand. 334 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,646 {\an8}- But if you're not nervous, why you looking at that magazine 335 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,281 {\an8}upside down? 336 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,383 {\an8}- Oh. 337 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,219 Well, it's easier on the eyes that way. 338 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,954 Just leave me alone. 339 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,523 [thudding] 340 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,492 - Great Scott! 341 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,096 - Come back, Mr. Wilson! 342 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,400 It's only a man fixing the street. 343 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:05,711 - Oh, yes, so it is. 344 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,046 - Next, please. 345 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,047 - Ah, Mr. Wilson. 346 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,148 - Oh, no, no. 347 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,316 It's that little girl over there. 348 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,086 - Right this way, Mr. Wilson. 349 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,962 - Ah, I just remembered I left something on the stove. 350 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,563 I'll be right back. 351 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,498 - Come now, Mr. Wilson. 352 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,806 - Now, doctor, if you're busy, I just-- 353 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:37,676 - Mr. Wilson, please. 354 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,778 Now just sit right down. 355 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,684 It's not an electric chair, you know. 356 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,290 - Oh, Mr. Wilson. 357 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,959 Remember, big people don't cry. 358 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,562 - Little boy, please wait outside. 359 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,629 - OK, Mr. Dentist. 360 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,032 But if his eyes start to water, it's 361 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:04,436 just because he's thinking of something sad. 362 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,805 - Oh, Dennis. 363 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,884 - Cunningham College? 364 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,486 I never heard of the place. 365 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,323 - I assure you, Mr. Wilson, it's a fully accredited school. 366 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,792 (SINGING) Cunningham, oh, Cunningham, 367 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,660 we'll be true to you. 368 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,562 - Accredited for what? 369 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,197 - Basket weaving. 370 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:36,436 Now open your mouth, please. Uh-huh. 371 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,841 Well, I hope this drill isn't getting dull again. 372 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,810 - Dull again? 373 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,946 Doctor, how many years have you been in this profession? 374 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,548 - How long? 375 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,583 Hm, let's see. 376 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:56,855 In 1956, I first got my start drilling for offshore oil. 377 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,457 - Offshore oil? 378 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,592 - Now Mr. Wilson, I assure you I haven't lost a patient yet, 379 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,394 but it does make my hand a little bit 380 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,330 steadier if the patient shows a little faith in me. 381 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,032 - Well, it's right over there. 382 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,734 - Who is doing this, Mr. Wilson? 383 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,569 You or me? 384 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,946 - May I ask you something? 385 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,181 - You most certainly may. 386 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,817 - Do you mind if I look over the free gifts for Mr. Wilson 387 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,752 while he's in there? 388 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,287 - Free gifts? 389 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:33,625 - The ones Mr. Wilson can pic from if he's a good patient. 390 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,961 - Does this hurt? 391 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,062 - Uh-uh. 392 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,597 - Does this hurt? 393 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,065 - Uh-uh. 394 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,600 - How about this? 395 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,601 Oh! 396 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,270 You bit me! 397 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,605 - Well, it was your own fault. 398 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,640 You hurt me. 399 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,575 - Halt everything! 400 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,509 Stop the drill! 401 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,277 This isn't our dentist! 402 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,112 - What? 403 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,346 - What did you say, little boy? 404 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,081 - The lady outside says our appointment 405 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,083 is with the other Dr. Cadwell. 406 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,753 This is the wrong dentist, Mr. Wilson. 407 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:01,787 - Oh. 408 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,622 You can say that again, Dennis. 409 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,092 - The other Dr. Cadwell is across the street. 410 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,663 Poor, unsuspecting soul. 411 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:37,890 - Joan? 412 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,592 - Oh, thank you, Dr. Cadwell. Thank you. 413 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,898 - Yep. 414 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,366 This is the place, all right. 415 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,970 - Well, at least the child came out looking happy. 416 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,271 - Yeah. 417 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,539 And if a little girl like that didn't cry, 418 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,508 Mr. Wilson, maybe you won't, either. 419 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,078 - You know, Dennis, I just can't understand 420 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,047 this strange preoccupation of yours. 421 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,682 DR. CADWELL (OFFSCREEN): Mr. Wilson? 422 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,018 - Oh, yes, doctor? 423 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:06,920 - Right this way. 424 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,821 - Yes, I'll be-- great Scott! 425 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:11,023 - It's him again, Mr. Wilson. 426 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,024 - Me again? 427 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:13,258 Of, of course. 428 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,561 You just saw my brother, Cecil. 429 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:16,862 - Your brother? 430 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,763 - Yes. 431 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,331 We are identical twins. 432 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:23,635 - Are you sure you just don't have two offices and run fast? 433 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,437 - Oh, Dennis. 434 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,574 - Now, right this way, please, Mr. Wilson. 435 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,517 - Oh. 436 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,720 I see you went to the same school as your brother. 437 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,055 - Do you mind? 438 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,624 - Oh, no, no, I just hope you're a little less 439 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,093 painful than he is. 440 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,328 - Well, in that case, perhaps we'd 441 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,130 better give you a little gas. 442 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,398 Then you won't feel a thing. 443 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,165 - Oh, fine, fine. 444 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,100 An excellent idea. 445 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,136 - Do you mind taking off your glasses, please? 446 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,907 - Oh. No, of course not. 447 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,009 - Now, this will cost you $5 extra, of course. 448 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,644 - $5? 449 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,380 Haven't you something a little less expensive that'll do 450 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,615 the same job? 451 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:13,619 - I could try hitting you on the head, of course. 452 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,753 - Very amusing. 453 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,055 - Well, in that case, perhaps we'd 454 00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,023 just better give you a painkiller. 455 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,525 That won't cost you anything. 456 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,359 - Oh, good. 457 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:34,807 Good. 458 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,542 - Now open wide, please. 459 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,810 - Yah! 460 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,045 On second thought, let's forget about the painkiller. 461 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:44,117 You just try to be careful. - Very well. 462 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,225 Oh. 463 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,128 Oh, we do seem to have something here. 464 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,899 - Ow! 465 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,369 - Oh, for heaven's sakes, I haven't even touched you yet. 466 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,871 - Mr. Dentist, can I ask you something? 467 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,439 - Yes, little boy? 468 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,241 - The toys aren't all gone, are they? 469 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,843 - The-- oh, no, the toys? 470 00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:12,611 They're out there, locked in my closet. 471 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,347 - Do you still have that swell basketball? 472 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:15,948 - I have. 473 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,549 - Oh, boy. 474 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,219 - However, it's not for you this time. 475 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,521 - Do you mean Mr. Wilson bit you, too? 476 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,556 - I mean that they're just for child patients. 477 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,226 - But I brought Mr. Wilson in to you. 478 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,228 He didn't even want to come. 479 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:33,032 - Little boy, would you please wait outside? 480 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,066 - Just a minute. 481 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,834 What's this all about, Dennis? 482 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,569 - He gives swell things to people. 483 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,938 And I brought you to him, and now he 484 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,674 won't give me that basketball. 485 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,643 - Little boy, out. 486 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,614 - Well, if you ask me, doctor-- 487 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,748 - I didn't. 488 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,116 And will you please stop trying to talk 489 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,886 with your mouth full of my hands? 490 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,487 - Ow! 491 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,889 - You bit me! 492 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,657 You did it on purpose! 493 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,092 - I did not! 494 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:04,564 However, I can't say I'm sorry, you torturer, you! 495 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,067 Come on, Dennis. 496 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,301 We're going home. 497 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,936 - Boy, you sure fixed that nerve in a hurry, 498 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,837 didn't you, Mr. Wilson? 499 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,938 - He didn't fix it. 500 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:13,973 I'm not going to let him fix it. 501 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,607 Come on. 502 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,910 - Mrs. Wilson sure is gonna be sore at you about not 503 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,512 getting that bad nerve fixed. 504 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,548 - Dennis, do you know what I'm going to do? 505 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,718 I'm going to buy you that basketball myself. 506 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,419 - You are? 507 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,089 Are you feeling all right, Mr. Wilson? 508 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,757 - Of course. 509 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,094 Why, it's the least I could do for a good friend such as you. 510 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:38,998 - You're about the best friend I've ever had, too. 511 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,667 - Dennis, let's not say anything to Mrs. Wilson 512 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,102 about what happened. 513 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,238 You know how easily women get upset over nothing. 514 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,840 - Boy, do they ever. 515 00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:49,675 Like Mom running downstairs screaming, 516 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,778 just because she found that little pet alligator of mine 517 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,247 swimming around in the bath tub. 518 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,716 - Dennis, that's a perfect example. 519 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:04,289 Come on. 520 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,258 - Oh, George, aren't you glad it's all over? 521 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,395 And I won't have to nag you about going to the dentist 522 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,462 anymore. 523 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,098 - I certainly am, Martha. 524 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,401 - Did he say anything about coming back? 525 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,102 - Uh, no, no. 526 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,771 As a matter of fact, I don't think 527 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:22,574 he expects to see me for a long, long time. 528 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,510 - Isn't that wonderful? 529 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,812 - But he wanted to buy it for me, Dad. 530 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,548 - Dennis, the way you schemed to get this ball, 531 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,783 you don't deserve it. 532 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,985 Now, I'm going to pay for it, but it's 533 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,218 coming out of your allowance. 534 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:36,155 A little each week. 535 00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:37,556 Mr. Wilson? 536 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,591 - Oh, come in, Mitchell. 537 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,093 come in. 538 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,295 - Mr. Wilson, I want to pay you for this basketball. 539 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,931 - Oh, no no, Mitchell, I wouldn't think of it. 540 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,666 After all, it was a gift. 541 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,600 - See, Dad? 542 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,635 - I insist. 543 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:50,636 - Oh, no, put your money away. 544 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:51,537 I refuse. 545 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,106 I absolutely refuse. 546 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:55,507 - Well, I-- 547 00:22:55,508 --> 00:23:00,045 - However, if you insist, it came to $4.29 with the tax. 548 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,548 - Now, George, if you bought the basketball as a gift 549 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,882 for Dennis. 550 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,684 - Well, you see, dear, it wasn't exactly a gift. 551 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,486 - You see, he really bought it for me 552 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,156 because that mean old dentist wouldn't give us a basketball. 553 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,458 - I don't understand. 554 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,593 - Here you are, Mr. Wilson. $4.29. 555 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,328 Well, I've got to get along home. 556 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:17,463 - Thank you, Mitchell. 557 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,831 Good bye, Dennis. 558 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:19,665 - OK. 559 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,533 - Explain something to me, dear. 560 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,634 Since when do you get basketballs 561 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,103 at a dentist's office? 562 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,505 - Now, Martha, it, it's nothing you'd be interested in. 563 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,873 Good bye, Dennis. 564 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,708 - I wouldn't ask anymore questions 565 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,378 if I were you, Mrs. Wilson. 566 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:33,846 - Dennis, run along, now. 567 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,481 Your father's waiting. 568 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,849 - You wouldn't, dear? 569 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,250 Why? 570 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,452 - Because Mr. Wilson doesn't want to get you all worried. 571 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,322 - Oh, Dennis. 572 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:46,425 - George Wilson, did something happen at the dentist's office 573 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,327 that you haven't told me? 574 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:52,164 - Boy, she sure wormed out of us in a hurry, didn't she? 575 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,233 - Now, Martha, it's nothing to get excited about. 576 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,101 You see, there were these two dentists. 577 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,737 They were identical twins, and they were both terrible. 578 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,839 And-- well I have every intention 579 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,843 of going to Dr. Walters the very moment he returns to town. 580 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,680 - Well then you'll be delighted to know that the afternoon 581 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:11,116 paper says he got back this morning. 582 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,651 - Oh, joy. 583 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,254 - Don't be scared, Mr. Wilson, because I'll 584 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:17,423 be right beside you. 585 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:19,692 - Why thank you, Dennis. 586 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:22,327 That's awfully thoughtful of you. 587 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:23,729 - That's OK. 588 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,799 I want to go along just in case Dr. Walters starts 589 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,335 to give presents away, too. 590 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:34,774 - Good grief. 591 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,884 [theme music] 592 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:27,059 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 593 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,797 production from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures.